12.13.2007
12.07.2007
So True
This is so true. I read these things and think to myself 'Oh, man, whatever.' You know? But anyways, this is true. And it's hilarious, enjoy!
1.) “Fine”: This is the word women use to end an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.
2.) “Five Minutes”: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five moreminutes to watch the game (or use the computer) before helping around the house.
3.) “Nothing”: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing”usually end in “fine”. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of “fine”.)
4.) “Go Ahead“: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are anidiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguingwith you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing”.)
6.) “That’s Okay”: This is one of the most dangerous statements a womencan make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) “Thanks”: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say“you’re welcome”.
8.) “Whatever“: Is a women’s way of saying something ugly that can’t be printed here.
9.) “Don’t worry about it, I got it”: Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, butis now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’swrong?” (For the woman’s response refer to #3.)
1.) “Fine”: This is the word women use to end an argument when they areright and you need to shut up.
2.) “Five Minutes”: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five moreminutes to watch the game (or use the computer) before helping around the house.
3.) “Nothing”: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing”usually end in “fine”. (Refer back to #1 for the meaning of “fine”.)
4.) “Go Ahead“: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are anidiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguingwith you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “nothing”.)
6.) “That’s Okay”: This is one of the most dangerous statements a womencan make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) “Thanks”: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say“you’re welcome”.
8.) “Whatever“: Is a women’s way of saying something ugly that can’t be printed here.
9.) “Don’t worry about it, I got it”: Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, butis now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’swrong?” (For the woman’s response refer to #3.)
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